1. I am incredibly smart.
I know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". This automatically makes me a genius on the internet because 95% of the people who write on the web don't know the difference or worse, don't care enough to make the distinction.
- This means some of my writing might be insightful to you.
2. I am incredibly stupid.
In 2009, I was working as a Production Assistant for two weeks on the set of my friend's thesis film. On the last day, while driving one of the actors up from New York City to the Catskill Mountains, I got a speeding ticket since I was in a rush for daylight shooting. About an hour later, I was pulled over again. Guess what it was for.
- This means some of my writing might be funny to you.
3. You are incredibly bored.
Let's face it. You are all bored as hell. That is the reason why I think the internet is the monstrous success that it is today. A little over a decade ago, whenever you were bored, you might have turned to the TV to watch a show or put a movie on. You might have turned to the stereo to tune in on the radio or play some albums. You might have even went outside to partake in some sort of physical activity with your friends (something that is probably missing in a lot of our lives now). Well, now you have an enormous bulk of entertainment ready at a moment's notice in one convenient place: at your personal computer in your room.
- This means most of my writing might be worth the extra five minutes you spend visiting other sites to kill time.
So stick around as I will try to update every week or two. I guarantee you'll find at least one thing worth reading here before the year's end. And if that's not the case, oh well. I'll just keep writing anyway.
‹^› (': ' ) ‹^›
I know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". This automatically makes me a genius on the internet because 95% of the people who write on the web don't know the difference or worse, don't care enough to make the distinction.
- This means some of my writing might be insightful to you.
2. I am incredibly stupid.
In 2009, I was working as a Production Assistant for two weeks on the set of my friend's thesis film. On the last day, while driving one of the actors up from New York City to the Catskill Mountains, I got a speeding ticket since I was in a rush for daylight shooting. About an hour later, I was pulled over again. Guess what it was for.
- This means some of my writing might be funny to you.
3. You are incredibly bored.
Let's face it. You are all bored as hell. That is the reason why I think the internet is the monstrous success that it is today. A little over a decade ago, whenever you were bored, you might have turned to the TV to watch a show or put a movie on. You might have turned to the stereo to tune in on the radio or play some albums. You might have even went outside to partake in some sort of physical activity with your friends (something that is probably missing in a lot of our lives now). Well, now you have an enormous bulk of entertainment ready at a moment's notice in one convenient place: at your personal computer in your room.
- This means most of my writing might be worth the extra five minutes you spend visiting other sites to kill time.
So stick around as I will try to update every week or two. I guarantee you'll find at least one thing worth reading here before the year's end. And if that's not the case, oh well. I'll just keep writing anyway.
‹^› (': ' ) ‹^›
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